∟ Day 9:♄ Sailor Saturn
"My guardian deity is the planet of silence. The soldier of death and rebirth, Sailor Saturn!"
ALL IT TOOK WAS A RIDICULOUSLY LARGE PHONE TO MAKE POCKETS FOR WOMEN IMPORTANT
THANK YOU APPLE
WE’RE GETTING POCKETS GUY! THIS IS BIG FUCKING NEWS
I would like to thank Apple. This is the only time I will forgive you for your stupid designs and your fanatical fan base.
reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich
Hey y’all, just checking in to let you know that PMS is very real! Even if you don’t know that’s what’s happening to you!
If you find yourself chronically exhausted and in unbearable pain, physically agitated to the point of panic-inducing anxiety, or crying because you don’t know how to use a headband/have too much hair/sitting up straight is too stressful because you have a crooked body/one of your closest friends is really happy and talking about his life and how much better it has been in the past year to someone else, or you think you’re straight-up losing it and need to get the fuck out of Dodge post-ovulation, you might just be PMSing and you’ll be back to your normal happy self in approximately two weeks.